shez-a-bitch:

http://shez-a-bitch.tumblr.com
shez-a-bitch:

http://shez-a-bitch.tumblr.com
champagne-paradise:

xo
champagne-paradise:

xo


bestsinceslicedbread:

omfgicanteven:

Madonna is 55 and her boyfriend is 22

Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriend is 26

Mariah Carey is 44 and her husband is 32

If you’re not dating anyone, don’t worry about it, maybe he wasn’t born yet.

Hahahaha

champagne-paradise:

xo
champagne-paradise:

hahahah
champagne-paradise:

xo
champagne-paradise:

xo

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

hi-imcurrentlyobsessed:

Glow.
eternallybeautifullyblack:

America’s parents.
mistermeek:

whoresandcrumpets:

Perfect

I LOVE this!

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